Wait a minute. Somewhere out there a smoking gun just produced a mushroom cloud. Holy shit, the culprit is Condoleeza Rice!
A decade ago, this would have been topical. Five years ago, it would have been old hat. Now it’s nestled snugly in the warm folds of my-government-can-not-be-trusted nostalgia
Eh, that’s probably not related to the problem at hand
Something tells me that they reversed engineered the gun wrong. Or it has a blast radius that exceeds its range.
We’ve all been there! Am I right, fellas? Try the veal.
This has to be one of your best titles ever!
I soooooooo want my very own nuke. It’s my SECOND AMENDMENT right as a citizen of the USA to bear arms! There was one on Ebay last week but the seller was in some place like Pakistan or something and he/she/it didn’t have good seller ratings.
We brought this on ourselves
Plot twist: This is the beginning of Jericho.
I was thinking more of 24 Day 6. Meaning that only a half dozen hours later, no one will care that the country just got nuked.
Shouldn’t Blevin be in all sorts of jail right now if the robbery was reported to the police given that he had to lie about his identity to get the gun in the first place? No I will not acknowledge that it’s sensible to ignore that detail for the sake of a joke earlier and the overall flow of the narrative now!
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