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A jeweled crown shaped like a cock. That he wears on his head. So many jokes possible …
One nitpick: Shouldn’t that thing look more like a lizard penis? That’s not a reptiloid penis, Sir!
Maybe that was all he could get off e-bay on short notice? Frankly, I’m more worried that you know what a reptiloid’s weiner looks like.
Well, lizards don’t have eye-brows either, and yet, there they are…
Yeah, but their skin is still scaly and all that. Oh well … let’s talk about something other than reptiloid dongs.
Yah, I thought about it, too. Doesn’t have to look like what real lizards have, just not human.
Just for fun, here’s what lizards have:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rattlesnake_hemipene.jpg
We share a similar definition of “fun.”
There is nothing *half* about the reptoidal hemipenis!
I smell a Wal*Mart-type sexual harassment suit! And something else too…
I somehow doubt anything would come of a harassment suit if the employment contracts are anything close to the other contract covered a few strips back.
…. “screwdrivers”…… [more ethanol and less OJ for the win]
Cue rabid self appointed male empowerment types from across the web clamoring for an actual man day, complete with dong hats
Best part of the dong hat is ….
the crystal balls!
{rim shot here}