Krel, you reeeeally need to stop talking. I also have a feeling you’re gonna miss that mustache.
….this is about to blow up in Krel’s face, isn’t it?
Oh, he just came down with a bout of “Fake moustache” syndrome. It’s very poorly understood. *gets popcorn*
Also, is it really a war if the other side are just rampaging, non sentient monsters?
How much smarter are they than humans?
…a smidge higher than most human rednecks.
But don’t quote me on that, Florida’s been breeding some higher quality ones these days.
As a redneck, I . . . admit the accuracy of this statement.
If you can have a ‘War on Poverty’ and a ‘War on Drugs,’ why not a ‘War on Molemonsters?’ At least you have a CHANCE of winning the last one! (After all, we won the ‘War on Dodos,’ didn’t we?)
We showed those assholes!
The last hold out still owed me 50 bucks, damnit.
I’ve secretly been harbouring the last dodo in my attic, waiting for the day it can rise back to power and wreak vengeance on all mankind. It’s a hobby.
Oh, is that what that thing was. Well, good news and bad news then. The good news is it tastes great with an orange sauce, the bad news….well it kind of speaks for itself.
Bullshit. Everyone knows the last dodo is in the Fortress of Solitude. The Superman Animated Series wouldn’t lie to us.
Don’t tell me you can’t figure this one out. “Brewster” is code for “Roosevelt.”
They really have a condition for everything nowadays don’t they?
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