Oh… oh my… Not born in this country, indeed…
In this country, under this country same difference.
The polite term is “Subterranean-Americans”.
NOOO!! It’s like voting for Kang or Kodos! On the bright side, reptoid rights should improve a bit in the US.
Curse you, I was going to make that joke. “You have to vote for one of us, it’s a two-party system!”
I had a ‘Ghost’ flashback…
Wanna make pots with me?
Ohhhhh boy, this wont end well
…wait, is the old lady also a reptoid in disguise then?
Hey, where are those guys who bitched about me being partisan at the beginning of the story?
I told you assholes to stick around!
I love this! Reptilian Sachs!
Hah! Spectacularly well played. I know it won’t matter worth a hill of beans to you, but it’s always nice to have my rare moments of faith in someone vindicated.
Faith in M. “Tallman” is often vindicated.
I say, those people should STFU anyway. You’re under no obligation to be partisan, especially given how bat-shit crazy Rmoney was. He deserved to be mocked.
Great job on the characatures of the nominees! Love Obama’s ears.
No offense to the Tallman, but I wish I could vote for Ron Paul.
I mean, seriously, shouldn’t a monkey be ruling the monkeys in the first place?
Well, you can vote for Ron Paul if you want:
GO AHEAD. THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Shoot! *throws hat on ground*
Dude, he’s a chimp wearing a Nixon mask. He’s miles above everyone else as a primate.
If we’re allowed to vote for mammals, why not a puppy?
Is Ron Paul even on the ballot? I thought it was Gary Johnson this time around……
The key is to limit the power of government so the idiots in charge do less harm!
No, he’s not on the ballot. But, according to the sample ballot, Rosanne Barr is.
I can’t tell if that’s a step up or down at all.
After all, there’s a reason we give kids big wheels and not cars…
DUN DUN DUN!!!!
well you’ve got Obama’s profile just perfect: smiling like the Jackass he is
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