UPDATE: The issue appears to be resolved. Please feel free to RSS with reckless abandon!

Hello! I’m very aware that the Reptilis Rex RSS feed is busted, and I’m working on it. If you could see me now, standing over WordPress with a sledgehammer, daring it to make a move, you would understand how serious I am about not knowing a goddamn thing about WordPress.

Be patient with me! I am but a simple caveman. Your machines confuse and terrify me.